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John Edwards & Al Gore: Too Good to Be True by Elizabeth Searle

Once upon a time, two lovely smart Southern Belles named Elizabeth and Mary Elizabeth fell in love at tender ages with two smooth-talking Southern ‘gentlemen’ possessing good hair and grand political ambitions.

Both married their handsome hard-working husbands early and had multiple lovely children.  Both couples endured family tragedy, political ups and downs, Vice Presidential and Presidential campaigns.  Both Southern ‘gentlemen’ used their photogenic families to further their careers, very publically declaring their undying love for their longtime wives.

In both cases, the seeming fairytale marriages end with late-in-life splits.  Maybe this is not an altogether fair fairytale comparison:

After all, John Edwards has gone to court for his allegedly illegal efforts to funnel campaign donations to his mistress.  In the case of Al and Mary Elizabeth (‘Tipper’) Gore, their mystifying mid-life split has been carefully shrouded in mystery as to motivation.

What we do know is that Tipper Gore, who has bravely acknowledged her struggles with depression and who did not seek out a public life, stood by Al Gore through four children and one of the worst, most grueling election dramas in history– in a race Gore lost in part because he scorned the help of ‘disgraced’ adulterer Bill Clinton (still at Hillary’s side all these years later).

Of course tongues are wagging now when Al Gore, 64, began publicly stepping out with wealthy environmentalist Elizabeth (that name again) Keadle– who had been in Gore’s circle since before his separation (still not a divorce) from Tipper.

Unlike Bill Clinton, who never pretended to be a paragon of virtue, Al Gore and John Edwards made their self-proclaimed ‘happily ever after’ marriages centerpieces of their political lives.  What’s the moral of these stories?

Voters and bright beautiful young women alike should beware of smooth-talking men who make public proclamations of love that seem, like the men themselves, too good to be ‘true.’

(photos: GoogleImages)

Check out Elizabeth on HER KIND, at VIDA; PS: thanks to LUPINS for adding to this list Daniel Dae Kim of Hawaii Five-O; check him out!

Men to Watch: Smart Sexy Male Stars on the Rise

As temperatures rise, which ‘boys of summer’ will be heating up our screens?  I asked blog fave and rising screenwriter Caitlin McCarthy for her picks.

CAITLIN’S LIST & COMMENTS:

** Anson Mount, star of AMC’s “Hell on Wheels.” YUM YUM YUM. [See autographed photo at right].

** Callum Keith Rennie: Huge in Canada, but not well known in the US. Which is criminal! He was amazing on “Californication” – robbed of an Emmy, actually – and equally hot on “24,” “Battlestar Galactica,” and “The Killing.”

**David Alan Basche, (above, left) who starts filming the 2nd season of “The Exes”.

[Note from blog: David and his actress/activist wife Alysia Reiner were profiled here as a super couple; check out the PSA Don't Frack...]

**Sebastian Koch [see signed photo- below, on the right] – an actor who is HUGE in Germany and becoming very well known in the US. You may remember him from THE LIVES OF OTHERS and BLACK BOOK.

 And Caitlin adds as a final name: a hot director to watch, SI WALL (left).  His films include THE DINNER PARTY and SPEED DATE and among his projects in development is Caitlin’s own RESISTANCE.
Thanks to Caitlin for this ‘irresistible’ list.
Who are your own choices as rising stars for summer?
(photos courtesy of Caitlin and of imbd.com & GoogleImages).
For more on Si Wall, read on… Continue Reading »

To hail the coming of DARK SHADOWS, the movie, with the dream-team cast led by Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, we are happy to re-publish this classic post by Susan Lilley:

UNDYING VAMPIRE LOVE by Susan Lilley

Susan Lilley is a poet and a Florida native.  She is author of the chapbook Night Windows (Yellow Jacket Press) and her work can be found in Poet Lore, The Florida Review, Passager, and The Southern Review as well as in Drunken Boat and Sweet. She has a new chapbook coming out in ’13 called Satellite Beach (Finishing Line Press).

UNDYING VAMPIRE LOVE by Susan Lilley

I won’t be shelling out my entertainment dollars for New Moon, the latest in the Twilight films based on novels that females around the country are sucking down like Bloody Marys on New Year’s Day.

First of all, I’m terrified I might love it. I already indulge in enough ridiculous age-inappropriate obsessions, like Mad Libs, Pee-wee’s Playhouse reruns, and rock bands for which I may well be the oldest fan. As much as I love the sound of Vampire Weekend, I am holding out for something even better, the return of Dark Shadows.

In my youth, I secretly loved vampire Barnabas Collins, the menacing centrifuge of the gloriously gothic late-60s TV soap that aired every day after school. I never missed an episode. Continue Reading »

Check out this ‘micro interview’ with Elizabeth Searle who will give a talk on Reality Fiction at the Muse & the Marketplace wrtiers’ conference in Boston May 6th…

In the wake of Congress rebuffing the Buffet bill, yet being ‘shocked, shocked’ by GSA conference excesses in Vegas, our own “Ol’ Bill” offers some perspective…

PARTISAN OVERSIGHT: Rebuffing Buffett Rule & Scapegoating Vegas by Ol’ Bill

The AP reported that congressional “members of both parties could barely restrain themselves as they sometimes shouted their outrage” over lowly General Services Administration bureaucrats blowing $823,000 on a Los Vegas conference. The conference custom likely started in dim past years as a humble beer bust for some of the bureaucrats who get things done and has since grown under customary congressional oversight into bigger and better family celebrations on the Las Vegas strip. A perfect opportunity for congressional bullies to haul unfortunate miscreants before the TV lights for a little one sided oversight.

Meanwhile in the Senate, fiercely partisan anti-Obama Republicans near unanimously blew a ten year opportunity to save $47 Billion Dollars. They simply needed to enact a measure that would impose a minimum 30 percent tax on folks making over $2 million a year. Perhaps testimony from some of the world’s wealthiest might reassure our failing “leaders” that while some billionaires want tax cuts to help pay for million dollar campaign contributions, most neither need nor want special tax relief in light of profit opportunities afforded by a booming economy that pays its bills.

The best Congress money can buy. And “we” elected them!

(photos: theculturezone.com, netrightdaily.com, businessinsider.com, via Googleimages)

Judith Podell is now reviewing non-fiction for Publisher’s Weekly. In her spare time she channels blues legend Memphis Earlene Gray on www.memphisearlene.com.  Judith holds an MFA from USM-Stonecoast and lives in Washington, DC. She has reviewed books for numerous publications, including the Washington Post. An excerpt from her novel in progress, The Last of the Khazars was in the first issue of The New Guard Review of Literature: www.newguardreview.com.

JANE & NANCY: Couldn’t She Just Say No?  by Judith Podell

Jane Fonda has been tapped to play Nancy Reagan in upcoming biopic about the White House butler. (Yes, Jane Fonda, and no I didn’t read this in the Onion but on page 2 of the Wash. Post Style section. March 28 ). This feels wrong on so many levels I don’t know where to begin.

Is this just the latest example of Jane Fonda re-inventing herself to be cheerleader for the times? She was Barbarella in the 60’s, Hanoi Jane of the 70’s, Feminist turned Exercise guru of the 80’s, and Mrs. Ted Turner in the 90’s. Is this some form of public penance?

Meryl Streep sidestepped questions about Margaret Thatcher’s policies. She was only interested in Margaret Thatcher, the woman. I can’t wait to hear Jane Fonda’s tribute to Nancy Reagan, the woman.

There aren’t enough good parts for women in the movies, let alone older women so I suppose I should be grateful that my favorite movie stars can get work as right wing icons.

Future coming attractions: Susan Sarandon as Ayn Rand ?

(images: telegraph.co.UK; abcnews.com, awardsdaild.com)

UPDATE: Pippa’s car companion APOLOGIZES FOR ‘GUN INCIDENT

PRINCESS KATE & ‘SCANDAL-SISTER’ PIPPA

It takes two– a year after her royal wedding, Princess Kate wins straight-As for her classy yet cheery demeanor and flawless wardrobe.  Meanwhile, sexy Pippa Middleton ‘takes the heat’ for her big sister, scandle-wise– recently crossing into a danger zone by allegedly ‘packing heat.’

PEOPLE runs the story that Pippa’s male companion’s pistol was a toy.  But Pippa needs to be careful about pushing her role as ‘scandal sister’ much too far.  So far, she has mostly kept her footing (even in stilleto heels) and kept the notorious British press too bloody distracted to give her sister the Princess too hard a time.

Maybe all Di needed was a sister as adventurous as Pippa.  With her plunging necklines, sly grin and revolving Rich-British-Bachelor boyfriends, Pippa has sashayed through the Fleet Street circus with flair, always giving ‘em (and us) ‘something to talk about.’  Too much, this week.

Meanwhile lovely Kate glides through her own regal role like a swan, seemingly unruffled by crude rumors of pregnancy woes, above the fray yet projecting a warmth and down-to-earth charm that would do Di proud as she greets the masses.

Speaking as someone lucky enough to have one: there’s no substitute for a good sister.  As long Pippa can keep her own flaming fame– and her friends– in control, these two can ‘keep each other’s backs’ with their Sister Act.

(images: popeater.com, umf.com, Today.com, People.com, all via Googleimages)

And the winner is– no one.  Fiction writers these days are used to being dissed– but when fellow writers join the chorus of rasberries, it hurts.  At a dire time for serious fiction, the Pulitzer Prize board allowed an epic fail.

No one benefits from the inexplicable inability of the Pulitzer Prize judging board to find one worthy title among hundreds.  If the three ‘finalist’ titles offered– all by brilliant writers, including Denis Johnson, overdue for this honor– did not please this board, couldn’t they request more titles?

From a report in Salon, it sounds like the committee did have the rarely exercised ‘option’ to bestow the prize on their own title.  If not, who would have cared if they bent their silly rules?

A lot of writers do care, BTW, that they didn’t care to try.  So much has now been wasted.  $10,000 and a career-altering honor and a rare chance for a serious book of fiction to claim some sliver of the national spotlight.

Yes, I was one of the writers lucky enough to have a novel published this year.  No, I didn’t dream the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate– an old Laugh-In gag that always comes to my mind regarding prizes– might point my way.  Though like many indie-press writers, I’d taken heart from the great successes of books like BINOCULAR VISION by Edith Pearlman, a splendid story collection containing the wisdom of a lifetime, which would have done the Pulitzer proud.

Everyone’s list of ‘obvious suspects’ from this year would be different, but mine would include (including some friends) THE LEFTOVERS by Tom Perrotta, THE MARRIAGE PLOT by Jeffery Eugenides, Don DeLillo’s story collection, FAITH by Jennifer Haigh, GOD BLESS AMERICA by Steve Almond.  The Pulitzer ‘gods’ decided to bless no one this year, to their own disgrace.

“And I’d like to thank– no one.”  Rasberries all round.

(images: discardedlies.com, orthocuban.com. StMartins.com, all via Googleimages)

**On a more upbeat prize note, follow this link and vote for DES activist/author Caitlin McCarthy, nominated again for prestigious President’s Citizens’ medal…

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