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BREAKING: Bristol apologizes for her & her sister’s angry Facebook rant & makes the DWTS FINALS;  check it out– & our Celeb.s film trailer

I’m a lifelong Liberal with no sympathy for Mama Grizzly Palin– but I’m rooting and voting for Bristol on Dancing With the Stars.  Why?  Like all good Liberals, I like an underdog.  Though Bristol may have an army of conservative viewers behind her, she is the sole DWTS contestant with zero show-biz training.  It shows– and not always in bad ways.

Bristol’s sometimes-awkward sometimes-fetching performances hold a charge of suspense that few of the jaded glossy ‘stars’ can match.  Unlike DWTS’s processed anorexic Hollywood hoofers, Bristol looks real.  Yes, she hasn’t lost weight– and good for her.  She is a healthy fresh-faced young Mom and she shows you don’t have to starve yourself to look ‘pretty in pink.’

DWTS would not be half so fun if it was merely a ‘battle’ between show-bizzed bot.-bodies who have been stage-trained for years.  Jennifer Grey, though older than in her Dirty Dancing days, was and is a world-class dancer with a lifetime of performance experience.

Bristol’s other competitors all hail from the worlds of professional music or sports– so there is little surprise or suspense in seeing them ace their moves.  I found myself holding my breath as Bristol happily managed her quick-step, survived her writhing rhumba, triumphed in her tango & her semi-finals Paso doble.

Full disclosure: I’ve written a published short story and just-finished novel MSS about a Bristol-esque character, a pregnant teen forced into the limelight by a diva of a mama.  So I’ve imagined myself into Bristol’s skin.

Who among us wouldn’t rather be Dancing With the Stars than slaving away as a single-mom receptionist?  If it was me, caught up in Bristol Palin’s surreal fate, I’d ‘go for it’ too.

(photos: tvopi.com, celebritysmack.blog, nydailynews.com, DancingWithTheStars.com)

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Visit our Film Website…& stay tuned for the announcement of Disgraced Celebrity of Summer 2010…

BREAKING: Paris Hilton photos from Las Vegas arrest; thanks RON for his Song about Paris…

LEVI & BRISTOL: DANCING WITH STARDOM

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are doing some fancy footwork lately.  Bristol landed a gig Dancing With the Stars.  Not to be outdone, Levi officially ‘takes back’ the Public Apology he’d issued to the Palin family during his week-long re-engagement to Bristol.

Levi now claims he never did lie about the Palins– except in that Public Apology he fears makes him look like a ‘liar.’  Levi has also filed papers to run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska– a dubious project he is of course pitching to Reality TV.

Bristol Palin had my sympathy when she was thrust onto the national stage holding her baby brother with a giant white blanket hiding her own pregnant belly.  The teenage girl with the pretty madonna-like face and sad eyes seemed dazed as she was trotted out with Levi onto the GOP Convention stage.

Since then, Bristol‘s become an unlikely spokesperson for Abstinence and now a Reality Show ‘star’ competing with Kate Gosselin as the most underqualified choice ever for DWTS.  (Of the newest DWTS batch, I’m curious to see if Jennifer Grey still has her Dirty Dancing moves)…

I’ve been doing some fancy footwork myself to follow Levi and Bristol’s trajectory.  First FANZINE published a short story of mine imagining a Candidates Daughter trapped on a Campaign bus caring for her famous mother’s baby and plotting escape.  My project has morphed into an ‘unauthorized novel’ about an eternally morphing Candidate’s daughter named ‘Cristal’…

Will this story ever end?  How much further can these two fame-seeking missiles, Levi and Bristol, take their stranger-than-fiction Fifteen Minute flight?

(photos: US.com, alanmedia.com, tmz.com)

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BREAKING: Paris Hilton arrested in Las Vegas for possible cocaine possession; Glenn Beck & Tea Partiers stir controversy; Levi Johnston ‘takes back’ his Public Apology to the Palins while Bristol P. takes a gig Dancing With The Stars

WHO WILL BE DISGRACED CELEBRITY OF SUMMER, 2010?

As summer hits its homestretch heat, we race to decide who will ‘win’ Disgraced Celebrity of Summer, 2010.  Till the end of August, you can leave your votes as COMMENTS on any Post.  There’s no shortage of suspects.

Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan spent the early part of summer vying for first place in our Race for Disgrace.  But now Mel has acted like a ‘perfect gentleman’ after crashing his Maserati and Lindsay is raking in a million for her first post-jail interview.

Repeat offender Levi Johnston (who tied with Jon Gosselin for Disgraced Celeb. of Fall, 2009) may score an unprecedented Double-Dip Disgrace after his brief re-engagement to Sarah Palin’s dsaughter Bristol went down in flames amidst new Baby Daddy scandal rumors.  This week, tireless fame-chaser Levi has filed papers to run for Sarah Palin’s old job as Mayor of Wasilla, AK.

Meanwhile, Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin angered many by Tweeting a defense for Dr. Laura’s racially charged radio rants.  America’s sometimes-Sweetheart Jennifer Aniston found herself in hot water over her own offensive words.

BP Oil CEO Tony Hayward took our ‘highest honor’ last time as Disgraced Celebrity of Spring, 2010.  Now, Jennifer A’s ex Brad Pitt is calling for an even harsher punishment for BP exec.s: the Death Penalty!  But don’t let Brad Pitt be the only overheated underqualified Judge here.

We can ALL weigh in on who ‘owns’ DISGRACE for the Summer of 2010…

PS: Thanks to CAITLIN for alerting us to SPENCER PRATT, who gets her vote!

(photos: mtv.com, blatherwatch.com, Googleimages)

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