CELEBRITIES IN DISGRACE, our short film, has been chosen as an official selection at the Hoboken International Film Festival and will screen there in June…

AND THE ROYAL WEDDING OSCARS GO TO…
*Best Performance by a ‘Commoner’ in a Regal Role: the day belonged to KATE and she rose to the occasion, showing that being regal is not about bloodlines. In a demonstration of ‘grace under pressure,’ Kate showed true poise as one third of the world watched her take her vows. Litotes, our resident wit, summed up why William finally chose Kate: “He knows that she is hot and that she can take the heat.”
*Best ‘Best Moments Reel’: CNN takes the cake with these vivid clips
*Best Decision for 4AM programing: CBS rewarding those of us who rose at 4AM by replaying nearly the whole of Charles and Diana’s wedding. Time and tragedy have only intensified those iconic images…
Best Set design: The trees in the Abbey!
Best Budget Cut: the ‘minor European royalty’ arriving via mini-vans!
Best Comic Relief: Prince Harry cracking who knows what joke to his bro as the bride headed down the aisle…
Best ‘Extras’:The million or so bystanders who provided rousing medieval cheers…
Best Performance by a Supporting Sister: Pippa! A Star is Born. Pippa rocked her own sleek white dress, served her sister and kept the kiddies in hand beautifully during the service and flirted gamely with 90 year old Prince Phillip on the balcony– then with who-knows-how-many eligible men later on…
Best Directorial Decision by a Royal Couple: William and Kate declaring that even if it rained they would ride in the open coach, because they didn’t want to ‘disappoint’ the waiting crowds and they would not ‘mind getting wet’…
Luckily even the British weather co-operated for the big day. ’Good Show’!
(photos: socialvixen.com, uzgexuwa.blogspot.com, ibtimes.com)

