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BREAKING: George W. now says he ‘forgives’ Kanye W…
KANYE W. & GEORGE W…. by Elizabeth Searle
The Odd Couple of Kanye West and George W. Bush recently traded ‘twisted fantasies’ (to cop a phrase from Kanye’s new CD) as each rated their lowest moments.
In George W. Bush’s twisted fantasy, the lowest moment of his Presidency had nothing to do with hundreds of thousands dying in his ‘war of choice,’ nothing to do with Abu Ghraib or worldwide financial collapse. To the perpetually nonplussed W., the alltime low came when erstwhile rapper Kanye W. accused him, mid-Katrina, of not caring about ‘black people.’
In Kanye W’s own twisted fantasy, George W’s disastrous blundering on Katrina is merely on par with Kanye himself blundering onstage during last year’s VMS awards and interrupting Taylor Swift‘s acceptance speech. As West put it with twisted narcissistic logic: “The same thing happened to me…You know, with him not rushing, not taking the time to rush down to New Orleans. With me, it was the lack of compassion in cutting someone off in their moment.”
In my own Dark Twisted Fantasy, Kanye W. would have used his epic powers of rudeness to interrupt George W. Bush’s first inaugrural in 2001, wresting W’s utterly underserved Presidency away from him and cutting him off ‘in his moment’ before President W. could bring about any of the tragic catastrophes that weigh so little on his mind, even now.
To cop a word, this time, from George W.: “Disgusting.”
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